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Quote: Ben @ August 3 2013, 10:36 PM BST

I couldn't cheat anyway. I live in too small a town.

Quote: Ben @ August 3 2013, 10:41 PM BST

I don't understand how people have time to have affairs. I usually spend two nights a week away from my girlfriend due to my commute and that still wouldn't leave me enough time.

So practical. Laughing out loud

Quote: Jennie @ August 3 2013, 10:44 PM BST

Work.

Starts off with a bit of emailing, a bit of banter. Then a swift drink in the evening.

Before you know it, an emotional affair turns into a physical one.

I have seen it a lot.

But, I have no doubt that you are a better person than that, Ben :)

Yeah, no one at work's ever fancied me.

Quote: George Kaplan @ August 3 2013, 10:45 PM BST

So practical. Laughing out loud

If I lived in London, then I dread to think what would happen.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ August 3 2013, 10:44 PM BST

Like I said: James Bond.

He is such a walking STD.

Well, when he was Sean/Roger at least. The modern Bond seems slightly less of a slag.

Quote: Lee @ August 3 2013, 10:45 PM BST

I witnessed what I can only assume was a cheating in progress! I was in a car park and saw a rather dishevelled woman climb out of a white van and into her own car, they both went off on their separate ways. I've actually seen these two several times whilst passing through this particular car park.

It made me laugh at first and then sad if there are families being destroyed in the process :(

A car park, classy.

Don't get me started on cheating when there are kids involved Angry Angry Angry

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2013, 10:47 PM BST

He is such a walking STD.

Well, when he was Sean/Roger at least. The modern Bond seems slightly less of a slag.

Ooh. Daniel Craig. Lovey

Daniel Craig and his little trunks.

Quote: Jennie @ August 3 2013, 10:24 PM BST

Welcome back, you must have the holiday blues! Did you do Disney?

Thanks Jennie. yes I did. We stayed at Disney's Port Orleans Rivside resort which was fantastic.

Quote: Lee @ August 3 2013, 10:45 PM BST

I witnessed what I can only assume was a cheating in progress! I was in a car park and saw a rather dishevelled woman climb out of a white van and into her own car, they both went off on their separate ways. I've actually seen these two several times whilst passing through this particular car park.

It made me laugh at first and then sad if there are families being destroyed in the process :(

Lee is a dogger, Lee is a dogger.

How long did you go for, Will? 3 weeks?

Quote: Will Cam @ August 3 2013, 11:01 PM BST

Thanks Jennie. yes I did. We stayed at Disney's Port Orleans Rivside resort which was fantastic.

Brilliant!

I was lucky enough to go four times growing up, with my parents and sister. We always went just before Christmas. The weather was gorgeous (like a warm day in England) there were no queues and Disney does Christmas like no other!

It still holds some very fond memories of great times as a family. I would love to go back.

Although the Hollywood Tower of Terror still give me nightmares :(

Quote: Will Cam @ August 3 2013, 11:01 PM BST

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Lee is a dogger, Lee is a dogger.

I wish! But I don't own a car :(

Quote: Jennie @ August 3 2013, 10:44 PM BST

Work.

Starts off with a bit of emailing, a bit of banter. Then a swift drink in the evening.

Before you know it, an emotional affair turns into a physical one.

I have seen it a lot.

I worked with a colleague to whom this happened with astonishing predictability. To be fair he would always marry the mistress before starting the next affair.

Quote: Tursiops @ August 3 2013, 11:05 PM BST

I worked with a colleague to whom this happened with astonishing predictability. To be fair he would always marry the mistress before starting the next affair.

When a mistress becomes a wife, she creates a vacancy.

Quote: Ben @ August 3 2013, 11:03 PM BST

How long did you go for, Will? 3 weeks?

We were only at Disney for 10 nights Ben but stayed in hotels either side for a night in Manchester Airport to make the travelling easier.

Quote: Jennie @ August 3 2013, 11:04 PM BST

Brilliant!

I was lucky enough to go four times growing up, with my parents and sister. We always went just before Christmas. The weather was gorgeous (like a warm day in England) there were no queues and Disney does Christmas like no other!

It still holds some very fond memories of great times as a family. I would love to go back.

Although the Hollywood Tower of Terror still give me nightmares :(

I didn't make it on to Tower of Terror this time but dd the Toy Story ride which was brilliant and the busiest ride in all the Disney parks.

Quote: Lee @ August 3 2013, 11:05 PM BST

I wish! But I don't own a car :(

Doggers can be on foot, watching.

Lee is. Watcher, Lee is a Watcher.

Ben is going to watch an episode of The Walking Dead and then go to sleep. Night all!

After many glasses of wine, feeling very uninhibited as some of you may have noticed ... But I don't regret a word.

I am actually going to head off and watch The Walking Dead now.

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