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Quote: Ben @ August 3 2013, 10:27 PM BST

I don't think people always cheat because they're unhappy. Sometimes it's just greed. Not always helped by 8 pints either. Or so I hear. :)

That.

Quote: Ben @ August 3 2013, 10:27 PM BST

I don't think people always cheat because they're unhappy. Sometimes it's just greed. Not always helped by 8 pints either. Or so I hear. :)

This isn't just a drunken shag though. This is six months of "my girlfriend doesn't understand me" or other such bullshit.

I just don't get how you can lie to someone you are supposed to care about :(

Maybe I am too naive, or expect too much in relationships.

One reason I don't cheat (certainly not over a longer period) because it would be too much for my nerves. I couldn't sleep or eat because of the guilty conscience.

Apart from that...it's simply mean.

Cheaters are arseholes. They don't deserve one relationship, let alone two.

I couldn't cheat anyway. I live in too small a town.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2013, 10:35 PM BST

Cheaters are arseholes. They don't deserve one relationship, let alone two.

THey don't have one let alone two!

When they first got together, we thought he was the one who had punched above his weight. :(

They'd bought a house together and everything. The older I get, the more I like to keep my finances separate from any mans. I depend on me, as Destiny's Child said.

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2013, 10:37 PM BST

THey don't have one let alone two!

True!

Ben is getting rather irked by the nerve of various insects and arachnids which think they can crawl all over him in the evening.

Quote: Marc P @ August 3 2013, 10:37 PM BST

THey don't have one let alone two!

Arseholes? Or relationships? :D

Quote: Jennie @ August 3 2013, 10:29 PM BST

This isn't just a drunken shag though. This is six months of "my girlfriend doesn't understand me" or other such bullshit.

I don't understand how people have time to have affairs. I usually spend two nights a week away from my girlfriend due to my commute and that still wouldn't leave me enough time.

I guess putting their penis is as many places as possible is their main concern.

Quote: Ben @ August 3 2013, 10:41 PM BST

I don't understand how people have time to have affairs. I usually spend two nights a week away from my girlfriend due to my commute and that still wouldn't leave me enough time.

You're certainly no James Bond then.

Quote: zooo @ August 3 2013, 10:43 PM BST

I guess putting their penis is as many places as possible is their main concern.

Like I said: James Bond.

Quote: Ben @ August 3 2013, 10:41 PM BST

I don't understand how people have time to have affairs. I usually spend two nights a week away from my girlfriend due to my commute and that still wouldn't leave me enough time.

Work.

Starts off with a bit of emailing, a bit of banter. Then a swift drink in the evening.

Before you know it, an emotional affair turns into a physical one.

I have seen it a lot.

But, I have no doubt that you are a better person than that, Ben :)

I witnessed what I can only assume was a cheating in progress! I was in a car park and saw a rather dishevelled woman climb out of a white van and into her own car, they both went off on their separate ways. I've actually seen these two several times whilst passing through this particular car park.

It made me laugh at first and then sad if there are families being destroyed in the process :(

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