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BSG Women Update?

We've talked about this before, but I'm wondering how many women there are using this forum nowadays? I know there's Charley, but I've gone off her lately (women with children are always a turn off, especially if one's a soldier and the other's a druggie). And I know there's Ellie, but I've gone off Ellie since she mentioned she had a boyfriend... Who else?

Moi

Gone off me? I am devastated! And I didn't want to mention I had a boyfriend till Aaron opened his stupid mouth! Grrrrrr

Well there are quite a few I think - but I'll let them divulge that infomation. Some people like to remain sexless.... me...I like to make it obvious.

Ditch the boyfriend and you'll shoot up in my estimation. Personally I don't like contributors to remain sexless, I like a bit of diversity.

You do know you have picked the worlds worst place to actually look for a women, short of going on a celibacy forum.

Aarons a women... Well on weekends anyway :O

Ditching the boyfriend on Valentine's Day! Hmmm *scratches chin* Could happen if he doesn't surprise me later with a present!

You could always keep him on the go, but cheat on him. A lot of men are into that.

I'm already cheating on him, with most of the men on here. Are there any men on here I haven't done yet?

Do you really have to ask?

Well I lose count... I helped Paul W lose his V plates! :D

Quote: EllieJP @ February 14, 2008, 4:44 PM

Are there any men on here I haven't done yet?

*Raises arm*

I miss the photo of Ellie. The cartoon's fun and bouncy, but it's very hard to knock one out over one effectively (save for Jessica Rabbit, obviously).

PM me your address and I'll be round straight away!

Quote: chipolata @ February 14, 2008, 4:48 PM

I miss the photo of Ellie. The cartoon's fun and bouncy, but it's very hard to knock one out over one effectively (save for Jessica Rabbit, obviously).

Haha- do pirate hats do it for you?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 14, 2008, 4:49 PM

PM me your address and I'll be round straight away!

How do I know you're not the next Rose West?

You don't - are you willing to take that chance?

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