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Aww!

It is a brilliant snail. I didn't think it looked like poo at all. Nope. Not me.

I think it's the photographer at fault for any misunderstandings anyway. Not the artist. :)

(Waits to find out his other daughter took the photo...)

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2008, 1:54 PM BST

Aww!

It is a brilliant snail. I didn't think it looked like poo at all. Nope. Not me.

I think it's the photographer at fault for any misunderstandings anyway. Not the artist. :)

(Waits to find out his other daughter took the photo...)

Well, funnily enough...

Nah, twas me - I used as a paperweight at work. Gave the cleaner a shock I can tell you.

Hmmm...

Thing is, I don't know where it is now - don't remeber taking it home. Hollie will be distraught bless her. :(

Quote: Tuumble @ September 21 2008, 1:30 AM BST

Just to confirm - my avatar is REALLY is a model snail created by my youngest daughter. I does look like a turd but it's still beautiful in a father's eyes.

Pleased That's nice.
Poop art can some times make big bucks!

Quote: Aaron @ September 21 2008, 1:39 AM BST

You won't be saying that when Tuumble tells you that his "youngest" daughter is 34. ;)

Laughing out loud

The cleaner stole it! :O

Quote: zooo @ September 23 2008, 1:59 PM BST

The cleaner stole it! :O

Turd Burgular!!

Oh very droll. :D

Quote: Tittybiscuit @ September 23 2008, 2:02 PM BST

Turd Burgular!!

There are specialist websites for that activity...so I understand. :$

Quote: Aaron @ September 19 2008, 10:50 PM BST

16. I think 18 for the gays.

Labour lowered the age of consensual gay sex the same year they raised the age at which you can buy tobacco to 18, so now a 16 year old can get legally bummed but can't have a cigarette afterwards.
Madness!

They should have brought the straight age up to 18 to match the gay one.

I wasn't even aware that tobacco was 18. Heyho.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 23 2008, 5:17 PM BST

Labour lowered the age of consensual gay sex the same year they raised the age at which you can buy tobacco to 18, so now a 16 year old can get legally bummed but can't have a cigarette afterwards.
Madness!

Laughing out loud

I loved Ricky Gervais' stand up bit on the marches for lowering the gay age of consent. "Not a lot of 16 year olds went on the march...but there were a lot of old men in macs".

I can't believe this thread has been hiding in the very depths of BCG for so long. Anyway, sex, COR!

Quote: Ben @ August 3 2013, 12:14 AM BST

I can't believe this thread has been hiding in the very depths of BCG for so long. Anyway, sex, COR!

Yes. It's what people in Solihull have their coal delivered in.

The Government are definitely going to block us.

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