Women...disgusting...
I read the news today oh boy! Page 1,258
Boo-hoo.. I have sailed on this Tall Ship Astrid and now she is sunk.
http://news.sky.com/story/1120099/tall-ship-astrid-sinks-after-hitting-rocks
Now look. If people choose to go to a remote location in one of the most unstable parts of the world, what do they expect?
Quote: billwill @ July 30 2013, 12:13 AM BSTBoo-hoo.. I have sailed on this Tall Ship Astrid and now she is sunk.
http://news.sky.com/story/1120099/tall-ship-astrid-sinks-after-hitting-rocks
We didn't need it in triplicate, billwillwill!
Quote: Oldrocker @ July 30 2013, 8:37 PM BSTdog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle
Any men feeling envious? No? Thought not.
Quote: Nogget @ July 31 2013, 6:40 AM BST
He romanced each of them in turn...
Yes, "romanced" sounds a bit better than "shagged", doesn't it. 
http://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/jul/31/tax-breaks-mobile-phone-networks
W*nkers like these are seriously starting to piss me off.
So hang on..
In one night of passion, Sooty managed to get 24 girl guinea pigs pregnant?
That is an impressive strike rate.
Quote: Jennie @ August 1 2013, 12:57 AM BSTSo hang on..
In one night of passion, Sooty managed to get 24 girl guinea pigs pregnant?
That is an impressive strike rate.
Most with twins too.
Still I guess he hadn't had 'any' for a long time.
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Why isn't the world over-run with guinea pigs?
Careful what you Google!
Michele Catalano was looking for information online about pressure cookers. Her husband, in the same time frame, was Googling backpacks. Wednesday morning, six men from a joint terrorism task force showed up at their house to see if they were terrorists. Which prompts the question: How'd the government know what they were Googling?
Catalano (who is a professional writer) describes the tension of that visit.
[T]hey were peppering my husband with questions. Where is he from? Where are his parents from? They asked about me, where was I, where do I work, where do my parents live. Do you have any bombs, they asked. Do you own a pressure cooker? My husband said no, but we have a rice cooker. Can you make a bomb with that? My husband said no, my wife uses it to make quinoa. What the hell is quinoa, they asked. ...
Have you ever looked up how to make a pressure cooker bomb? My husband, ever the oppositional kind, asked them if they themselves weren't curious as to how a pressure cooker bomb works, if they ever looked it up. Two of them admitted they did.
The men identified themselves as members of the "joint terrorism task force." The composition of such task forces depend on the region of the country, but, as we outlined after the Boston bombings, include a variety of federal agencies. (The photo above is from the door-to-door sweep in Watertown at that time.) Among those agencies: the FBI and Homeland Security.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23543938
Don't talk such utter bollocks.
Quote: Oldrocker @ August 2 2013, 12:13 AM BSThttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23543938
Don't talk such utter bollocks.
Prescription drugs. Does that include the pill?