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Quote: zooo @ July 31 2013, 6:25 PM BST

Vegans?

They take love of life too far.

Quote: chipolata @ July 31 2013, 6:22 PM BST

Pff! I'm practically a buddhist such is my respect for all life. Or is it hindis really respect life?

Jains. Which makes it all the more odd that they should publish a book on Fighting Ships.

Quote: Ben @ August 5 2010, 5:31 PM BST

Ben got his first speeding fine today. Or at least, he got notification that he's getting prosecuted.

And at midnight tonight those three points finally come off!

Ben should start getting ready for bed.

Quote: Tursiops @ July 31 2013, 9:41 PM BST

Jains. Which makes it all the more odd that they should publish a book on Fighting Ships.

I remember looking up Jains back in the 60s when Donovan mentioned them in Universal Soldier.

I thinked up a joke.

Q: Why did the Italian chef go to the doctors?
A: He was covered in pasta sores!

>_<

Quote: Tuumble @ August 1 2013, 12:26 AM BST

I thinked up a joke.

Q: Why did the Italian chef go to the doctors?
A: He was covered in pasta sores!

>_<

Excellent . . . .

Errr

Quote: Oldrocker @ August 1 2013, 12:37 AM BST

Excellent . . . .

Errr

Laughing out loud

Sores? Sauce? Geddit?

C'mon, it's late! :D

Quote: Tuumble @ August 1 2013, 12:40 AM BST

Laughing out loud

Sores? Sauce? Geddit?

C'mon, it's late! :D

OK, goo on then, 'peg eight'.

Chip's been tested to destruction by the buses this morning but has come through unscathed. Well done, Chip.

Have decided I need a holiday. Don't want to use my leave though so will have to settle for a weekend away somewhere.

Ben will be hitting post number 14,000 in the next week or two. Who will he dedicate this to? A long time BCGer or maybe one of the new, young upstarts?

Chip'll be hitting 29,000 soon and dedicate it to nobody.

https://www.comedy.co.uk/profile/nobody/

He's a real nowhere man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.

:)

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