It's my girlfriend, Stephen. Not rung her yet. Going to the toilet first and will then give her a call. Going to wash my hands obviously. Don't want to chat to her with weehands.
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Quote: L.E. @ July 30 2013, 3:04 PM BSTThey were off to be taken to a lovely big field where they will jump around gaily for the rest of their days.
The only field they've gone to is the field of screams, filled with big rubber-aproned men carrying bolt guns. 
I would have thought Scots wear kippers, not Jewish people.
See all you lovely people in a week, don't go too mental with the posting as I'll never catch up! 
Quote: Ben @ July 30 2013, 7:55 PM BSTIt's my girlfriend, Stephen. Not rung her yet. Going to the toilet first and will then give her a call. Going to wash my hands obviously. Don't want to chat to her with weehands.
Which Babestation channel is she on?
Sorry, Lee, didn't see your reply to now. Her shift's finished for the night. Anyway, I thought your number had been blocked by Babestation?
I use several sim cards
Ben has just been reading through some old posts on BCG from 4/5 years ago. Those were the days!. One day he'll probably re-read this post and exclaim "God! Those WERE the days!".
Ben has 50 minutes to get ready for work. He's already bathed and had breakfast, but still has a lot to do.
Off to a third funeral in just over a month this morning.
Another of my dear friends gone.
They seem to be picking them from my pen these days.
I'm sorry to hear that Stephen.
Chip's seen some little tiny frogs no bigger than fingernails today. They cheered him considerably after the hen and sheep trauma.
Quote: chipolata @ July 31 2013, 12:38 PM BSTChip's seen some little tiny frogs no bigger than fingernails today. They cheered him considerably after the hen and sheep trauma.
Did you take them home with you so that you can throw them out of your window?
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Pff! I'm practically a buddhist such is my respect for all life. Or is it hindis really respect life?
Vegans?