Little Johny

I know this type of thing/joke/sketch is dated and the title probably shunned upon and hissed at but I am enjoying writing all sorts at the moment, so I won't apologise:

INTERNAL SCHOOL CLASSROOM

Miss Roberts, the supply teacher is standing in for Mrs Taylor.

Miss Roberts: Right class, who knows what the government does?

Little Johnny puts his hand up

Miss Roberts: Yes, what's your name?

Johnny: Johnny miss

Miss Roberts: Ah I am not falling for that, I have heard what you little Johnies come out with, always very rude. Anybody else know what the government does?

Evan put's his hand up

Miss Roberts: Yes what is your name?

Evan: Evan miss

JOHNNY PUTS HIS HAND UP AGAIN BUT MISS ROBERTS IGNORES HIM

Miss Roberts: So Evan, what does the government do?

JOHNNY RAISES HIS HANDS UP FURTHER AND STARTS FIDGETING ABOUT TO GET TEACHERS ATTENTION, BUT MISS ROBERTS IGNORES HIM.

Evan: They stuff you up the arse miss that is what the government does.

Miss Roberts: That is disgusting Evan, you have a filthy mouth I would have expected it from little Johnny but not you Evan. Now Johny what is it?

Johny: Miss, Evan is the welsh name for Johnny

END

That's funny.

Thank you stonked

Carlos at the moment 'Little Johnny jokes' may be your weakness but I urge you to rein them in before you're dragged over to the dark side and start doing English Irish and Scotsman capers.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 31 2013, 9:21 AM BST

Carlos at the moment 'Little Johnny jokes' may be your weakness but I urge you to rein them in before you're dragged over to the dark side and start doing English Irish and Scotsman capers.

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Thanks Teddy and yes I agree that would be a very slippery slope, I think one little johny joke is ok as long as I don't get carried away with little johnies.

I noticed you left out the Welshman jokes, I know I am not going to be able to stop myself from throwing a couple of them in, mainly for my butties back here in the valleys.

Carlos my hatred of the Welsh simmers slowly but is quick to boil.
I don't mind talking to you on line as long as you understand that you could never enter my home due to it.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ July 31 2013, 12:28 PM BST

Carlos my hatred of the Welsh simmers slowly but is quick to boil.
I don't mind talking to you on line as long as you understand that you could never enter my home due to it.

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I understand Teddy, it is that old English/Welsh thing going on, I will never try to enter your home and please do not try to enter mine.

I would only enter a Welsh house under arms and would not request a drink of tea

That is good then we both know where we stand, you stay over your side of the bridge and I will stay over my side, no throwing stones mind.

He's off his dyke!

I once proposed that the RAF train by strafing the people on Cardiff's high street in random attacks designed to inflict the heaviest of casualties, but I was out voted and we attacked Iraq instead, shame that.

I like the banter Teddy, although I do make a nice cup of tea, I mean a cup of nice tea, so if you ever are in wales you are very welcome to stand outside my house while I fetch you a cuppa.

Oh you'll fetch it ok and while you're at it you can make my whole Tank crew one!

But if you've poisoned it with lumps of Ryhll rock we'll pulverise your house and scatter your clan so far across the f**king valleys you'll be the Jo-burg Jones's
And I'll do it a lot quicker than you can say the name of the f**king railway station you all boast about.

I like that, but I haven't got a big enough tea pot so can you hold off until I goes down to the car boot sale on Saturday

Rhyl rock, never they are splitters, I am from South Wales not North Wales

North or South isn't an issue with me as I would be as happy to be known as the 'Rhyll Ripper' as I would being known as the 'Beast of Barry Island'

If I ever got on Barry Island the population of Welshmen would plummet to the point of extinction and in doing so create the phrase 'As dead as a Dai Dai'