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Quote: zooo @ July 30 2013, 12:44 PM BST

She doesn't even have a boyfriend!

Then she might just have An Ideal Husband.

Quote: zooo @ July 30 2013, 12:44 PM BST

She doesn't even have a boyfriend!

It's a poster, okay?

Quote: L.E. @ July 30 2013, 1:10 PM BST

It's a poster, okay?

It's Justin Bieber isn't it?

Sorry to tell you this but he's into polygamy.

(Allegedly)

Love the book theme. Here is a random selection of romantic-ish books I love:

The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Tenant of Wildfell Hall - Anne Bronte
Middlemarch - George Elliot
Wives and Daughters - Elizabeth Gaskell
North and South - Elizabeth Gaskell
The Notebook - Nicholas Sparks
The Age of Innocence - Edith Wharton
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit - Jeanette Winterson
Persuasion - Jane Austen
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Fingersmith - Sarah Waters
Oscar and Lucinda - Peter Carey
Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
Dr Zhivago - Boris Pasternak
The Handmaid's Tale - Margaret Attwood
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Madame Bovery - Gustave Flaubert
The Portrait of a Lady - Henry James
The Buddha of Surburbia - Hanif Kureishi
Possession - A S Byatt
Love in a Cold Climate - Nancy Mitford
The Pursuit of Love - Nancy Mitford.

My Auntie's getting married and I am the best man.

L.E.

You have a year. Time for quiet reflection . . .

So, are you really going to marry an ass'*le that won't let you have a cat?

Brideshead Revisited?
This Side of Paradise?
A Good Man is Hard to Find?
Save Me the Waltz?
The House of Mirth?
Brave New World?
Tender is the Night?
A Streetcar Named Desire?
Paradise Regained?

I went to an AMAZING literature themed wedding on Sunday. Amazing.

These are great - thanks Jennie and Scatters!

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 30 2013, 8:27 PM BST

So, are you really going to marry an ass'*le that won't let you have a cat?

He has now said I can have one... but he would have nothing to do with it, and wouldn't feed it, pay anything for it or look after it.

Quote: L.E. @ July 31 2013, 11:32 AM BST

He has now said I can have one... but he would have nothing to do with it, and wouldn't feed it, pay anything for it or look after it.

He's a keeper.

On the book subject... ;)

One Day by David Nicholls (Fave book of recent times... though considering the ending maybe not.)

Comedy answer :

Paradise Lost by John Milton

Quote: L.E. @ July 31 2013, 11:32 AM BST

He has now said I can have one... but he would have nothing to do with it, and wouldn't feed it, pay anything for it or look after it.

In which case I think your avatar is the perfect response to him!

His arguments do have grounding - I'm just a cat spinster in the making.

Quote: L.E. @ July 31 2013, 11:32 AM BST

He has now said I can have one... but he would have nothing to do with it, and wouldn't feed it, pay anything for it or look after it.

He'd ignore the needs of an animal, even if it was suffering? That's the actual test they use to expose soulless replicants in Blade Runner! Oh, L. E. :(

I think he's just trying to say it would be my cat.

Quote: L.E. @ July 31 2013, 11:32 AM BST

He has now said I can have one... but he would have nothing to do with it, and wouldn't feed it, pay anything for it or look after it.

You should say the same thing to him about any future kids.

Anyway, that's good news! Cat time!

I can't get a cat without his support. I'm out a lot... it would be cruel.

Although I reckon cute kitteh eyes would work on him.

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