If Mr L.E. is there, he deals with the spiders.
If not, they face their doom in a vacuum.
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Quote: L.E. @ July 30 2013, 12:12 PM BSTIf not, they face their doom in a vacuum.
Don't you fear they survive the vacuum attack and crawl back from the bag? When I flush one down the toilet I make sure he's gone for good.
I never kill spiders. 7 years bad luck and just plain unpleasant. I capture them in an upturned glass and set them free by throwing them out the window.
They can definitely fly...
Never stand or walk beneath Chip's window...with an open mouth!
Quote: zooo @ July 30 2013, 12:19 PM BSTThey can definitely fly...
They land softly. Besides, they can shoot a thread out and swing to safety.
Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 30 2013, 12:21 PM BSTNever stand or walk beneath Chip's window...
For so many reasons. 
Pff, the window throwers, the hooverers and the toilet flushers kill them just like the squishers do. The squishers are just more honest about it.
Quote: zooo @ July 30 2013, 12:26 PM BSTPff, the window throwers, the hooverers and the toilet flushers kill them just like the squishers do. The squishers are just more honest about it.
Hooey! I've checked many times beneath my window and there are no dead spiders. My conscience is clear. 
I leave em I have about half a dozen in my bedroom, some are quite big.
Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2013, 12:28 PM BSTI leave em I have about half a dozen in my bedroom, some are quite big.
But if you see a Zebra you kill it?
Why do you think I'm breeding spiders?
I'll set them on it.
Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2013, 12:28 PM BSTI leave em I have about half a dozen in my bedroom, some are quite big.
I would never ever be able to sleep.
Everynight they look at me and think
"soon, we'll be big enough to eat that fat f**ker. Soon but not tonight."
Shlomeo and Jewliette
Quote: sootyj @ July 30 2013, 12:45 PM BSTShlomeo and Jewliette
Speaking of Jews and spiders:
There's a lad at my Shul with a kippah like that!