William is starting to consider the capabilities of prickly things in the garden to slit his wrists with.
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Why is the garden depressing you so?
Ben needs to get down the gym later.
Quote: Ben @ July 29 2013, 8:10 PM BSTBen needs to get down the gym later.
Time to work off that frozen yogurt. 
Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2013, 5:46 PM BSTIf there's a serious fraud squad is there a trivial or even a comedic fraud squad?
Quote: George Kaplan @ July 29 2013, 8:33 PM BSTTime to work off that frozen yogurt.
Actually, I probably did work off my yoghurt and not much more.
Get out of Critique, zooo, you don't belong there.
It is particularly jawdropping just at the moment.
EDIT: Ooh Sunshine has just posted something!
Why isn't anyone reading my stuff?
Sooty ain't feeling the love
Quote: sootyj @ July 29 2013, 5:46 PM BST..... a trivial or even a comedic fraud squad?
Might make a good basis for a Sitcom..
Maybe a sketch
George is still feeling a bit shaken after his confrontation with the biggest motherfudging spider he has ever seen.
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Quote: zooo @ July 29 2013, 11:17 PM BSTGet out of Critique, zooo, you don't belong there.
I know I wouldn't like to be the mod of that place 
Quote: George Kaplan @ July 30 2013, 4:01 AM BSTGeorge is still feeling a bit shaken after his confrontation with the biggest motherfudging spider he has ever seen.
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Pull yourself together! Even a little girlie is braver than you:
http://tf2chan.net/offtopic/src/130414180481.jpg
Quote: George Kaplan @ July 30 2013, 4:01 AM BSTGeorge is still feeling a bit shaken after his confrontation with the biggest motherfudging spider he has ever seen.
I watched a spider walk across my ceiling the other morning. Although he was only medium sized it was a pretty tense five minutes.