Godot why do you hate Charles Manson so much?
Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 27 2013, 12:50 PM BSTThe f**ker has pinched my technique - hard praise followed by a small fart of criticism to add verisimilitude.
Followed by disembowelment you old smoothie you?
Quote: George Kaplan @ July 27 2013, 2:07 PM BSTWear a Cure T-shirt and some badges, and next time tell him that Robert Smith says hairbrushes are the Anti-Christ.
My hair isn't quite that bad! Just when the choice is between personal grooming and twenty extra minutes in bed...
Quote: Jennie @ July 27 2013, 3:02 PM BSTMy hair isn't quite that bad! Just when the choice is between personal grooming and twenty extra minutes in bed...
Nobody's hair is as messy as Robert Smith's!
I hope you didn't think I was implying any comparison. 
The guy who brought it up probably has an OCD thing about hair being perfect. I'm sure that's all. 
Quote: George Kaplan @ July 27 2013, 3:46 PM BSTNobody's hair is as messy as Robert Smith's!
I hope you didn't think I was implying any comparison.
The guy who brought it up probably has an OCD thing about hair being perfect. I'm sure that's all.
haha - no, it was a mess, he had a point! It reminded me of Howard's "negs" in Big Bang Theory - "Normally, I'm not turned on by big teeth, but on you, they work."
They might not be complimenting you
!!
So she ended up going out with the prick who slagged her off?
Dick is very unkind.
Jane should have administered a swift kick to the groin.
Or held his face in her armpit until he passed out.
Dick actually did her a favour. Well done, Dick.
It's nice to know adverts have been preying on peoples' insecurities from the very start!
Hi Joel,
I like one of your slogans!
men are from mars, women want penis
I will add it to our next "slogan poll" for store buyers to vote on.
It will take a few months to make final decisions, but feel free to send more slogans.
Wistfully,
Ed Polish
Ephemera
Sat on the throne having a nice relaxing poo
And hark!
what's that I hear from beyond yon window ?
Tis the rain
Blessed rain!!
Its sweet pitter patter is cool cool music to the soul
Begone sun, begone oh treacherous heat
The rains have come to wash you on your way
God I'm well poetic when I'm taking a shit me...
I bet Shakespeare wrote Macbeth whilst parking his lunch
Quote: billwill @ July 23 2013, 7:38 PM BSTSort of finished, but not occupied.
Maybe I'm after Keewik's fox.
At your peril!
Chip's off to watch some Oz. You can't beat a spot of swastika bottom branding, eyeball gouging and man-on-man rape on a Sunday morning.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ July 27 2013, 12:50 PM BSTThe f**ker has pinched my technique - hard praise followed by a small fart of criticism to add verisimilitude.
It's nice to see you back in critique Godot.
