Who do you fancy? Page 982
Cor, he can give me H any time 
Arnold Rimmer Song; This sounds incredibly like Divine Comedy:
Quote: Lee @ July 26 2013, 9:36 PM BSTCor, he can give me H any time
Heroin?
Horse tranquilizer?
A naked man-Hug.
By the way, I liked the Kochanski actress
If I find a picture of Kochansky with her top off can I post it?
Thought not...
The actress...not the character.
Men can legally walk down the street topless and women can't. Deal with it.
Quote: lofthouse @ July 26 2013, 9:42 PM BSTIf I find a picture of Kochansky with her top off can I post it?
Thought not...
PM though yeah?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 26 2013, 9:03 PM BSTI'm guessing you and camera OR were loitering in.....Greggs.
Jane Horrocks was in one episode...she was hot
Quote: lofthouse @ July 26 2013, 9:42 PM BSTIf I find a picture of Kochansky with her top off
Almost:
The way this thread is going our beloved leader will have it blocked.
(edit: Not Aaron, Dave C )
Quote: zooo @ July 26 2013, 9:34 PM BST
Rimmer:
This master character... and I acknowledge I may not want to know the full answer to this one -- but why does he want me oiling particularly? Obviously whatever he has in mind is facilitated by my being slippery and pliant, yes?
Woman:
He always likes his victims to be oiled. An oiled body is so much better for conducting the electricity.
Rimmer:
Not the best news, but it could have been worse