TALENT
Int. Morning . Modern office . Camera's POV , Three be-suited men are seated at one side of a desk . An interview is going on with a young woman . She is slim and attractive .
Male One
So , Karen , you know this interview is for the post of presenter on our new gardening - forward slash - cookery - forward slash - property show ? Can you tell us something about your qualifications?
Close shot on Karen's face .
Karen
Well , I'm a Cordon Blue chef - I've worked in several Michelin starred restaurants . I' ve studied horticulture to post graduate level - my doctorate was " Grasses and Their Properties " .
I've bought , renovated and sold numerous properties , both here and abroad . I'm now close to my first million from that.
Male One
Very impressive . Thank you very much for coming in . We'll let you know our decision .
Full length shot of Karen for the first time .
She rises to leave .
Karen
Thanks very much . Bye .
Three Males
Goodbye!
The door closes behind her.
First Male
No way!
Second Male
Hopeless!
Third Male
Is she kidding?
Cuts to next interviewee . Close in face shot again .
Susannah is pretty and talks in a " frightfully super " Sloane Ranger voice.
First Male
Very warmly .
Well Susannah , can you tell us something about your qualifications?
Susannah
Well...actually ...I don't have any qualifications at all . Mummy and Daddy always told me that I didn't have to worry about those...silly little things. I would get on somehow .
First Male
How right they were , Susannah . That's not a problem at all .
To the other men.
Is it ?
Second Male
Not at all!
Third Male
No way!
First Male
Congratulations Susannah ! You've
got the job!
Full shot of the seated Susannah with realistic huge fake jugs under her top.
Welcome to Channel Four!
Fades
