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A back door log store? Filth.

Quote: Marc P @ July 24 2013, 3:57 PM BST

I guessed it was a log store Bill, have been looking at some, smaller ones closer to back door so don't have to tramp too far in rain.

They all say that... after the answer is revealed...

Smarmy Smarmy Pleased Cool

Quote: L.E. @ July 24 2013, 3:29 PM BST

Who doesn't know who Chip is?

me although I suspect he may be the guy who throws turnips at me when I ride to work.

Quote: roscoff @ July 24 2013, 10:10 PM BST

me although I suspect he may be the guy who throws turnips at me when I ride to work.

Shouting 'Get orrff my laaaand!' as well ?

Quote: roscoff @ July 24 2013, 10:10 PM BST

me although I suspect he may be the guy who throws turnips at me when I ride to work.

Keep them, Turnips are wunderful vegetables.

Quote: billwill @ July 25 2013, 2:36 AM BST

Keep them, Turnips are wunderful vegetables.

Yes, they are...

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Quote: chipolata @ July 24 2013, 3:09 PM BST

Chip just discovered six missed calls on his mobile. He rung to find it was a London Cockney who had no idea who chip was or why he'd been called. Bloody idiot.

Several times recently we have had people phone the office with caller stating they had a missed call from us, only to find that no one in the office has tried to call anyone by that name.... Maybe the Ailiens are coming to take over the world.

Quote: reds @ July 25 2013, 11:15 AM BST

Maybe the Ailiens are coming to take over the world.

They already have...

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Just been outside and there was a busker playing a saxophone. Two old men were sitting close by on a bench giving a very loud commentary:

"People are just ignoring him."
"It's not nice, ignoring him, not even looking at him, but he's not very good."
"He's poor."

They were right, but they probably should have kept their voices down a bit as he could hear every word they said.

Like those grumpy old man muppets.

Quote: zooo @ July 25 2013, 3:19 PM BST

Like those grumpy old man muppets.

Oldrocker and Chappers? Whistling nnocently

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ July 25 2013, 3:25 PM BST

Oldrocker and Chappers? Whistling nnocently

:D

Ben has got his beloved, trusty fan on full power.

Quote: Ben @ July 25 2013, 6:46 PM BST

Ben has got his beloved, trusty fanny on full power.

Pig!

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