Inevitably my strange structure is rather more mundane than BCG wild ideas.
Here it is occupied, which I did this afternoon.
You may recall that earlier in the year I did a savage prune of my Hazelnut tree, so I had lots & lots of branches to saw into pieces that will eventually be firewood. But it has to dry out first for about 6 to 9 months. Hence my structure to stack the wood in and a bit of tarpaulin on top to keep most of the rain off.
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Meanwhile the Hazel tree has recovered from the savage pruning, though I don't think it will produce nuts this year as it missed the mating season.