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Inevitably my strange structure is rather more mundane than BCG wild ideas. :)

Here it is occupied, which I did this afternoon.

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You may recall that earlier in the year I did a savage prune of my Hazelnut tree, so I had lots & lots of branches to saw into pieces that will eventually be firewood. But it has to dry out first for about 6 to 9 months. Hence my structure to stack the wood in and a bit of tarpaulin on top to keep most of the rain off.

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Meanwhile the Hazel tree has recovered from the savage pruning, though I don't think it will produce nuts this year as it missed the mating season.

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Ahhh, of course!

There will be so many arachnoids in there. Sick

Quote: Lee @ July 23 2013, 3:19 PM BST

Drying out the skin of your latest victims?

So lee was not far off.

:) :) :)

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2013, 8:08 PM BST

Ahhh, of course!

There will be so many arachnoids in there. Sick

Mostly snails in the ad-hoc piles of logs I had before I built that thingy.

Maybe the snails eat the spiders. The snails in my back garden are fiendish little black & white ones, not the usual brown ones as in my front garden.

I'm having a campaign against my snails, when I find them I put them in my green wheelie bin along with any garden waste that I do not want and thereby send them to the great council compost heap in the sky.

Angelic

Serves em right for eating my flowers. The clever ones will be able to do a mass jailbreak anyway.

Wouldn't it dry out quicker stacked in the corner of your bedroom?

Quote: billwill @ July 23 2013, 8:15 PM BST

Serves em right for eating my flowers. The clever ones will be able to do a mass jailbreak anyway.

Aww! Better than putting poison/salt down for them anyway.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 23 2013, 9:33 PM BST

Wouldn't it dry out quicker stacked in the corner of your bedroom?

Possibly, but no room left in my bedroom. Eh?

Sorry to be a pillock but what is the BSG? Is it the British sitcom guide?

Quote: David Smith @ July 24 2013, 8:31 AM BST

Sorry to be a pillock but what is the BSG? Is it the British sitcom guide?

Yes

Quote: David Smith @ July 24 2013, 8:31 AM BST

Sorry to be a pillock but what is the BSG? Is it the British sitcom guide?

Yes, long before your time David.

Quote: David Smith @ June 27 2013, 10:02 PM BST

One of the best. A classic so what did the British Sitcom Guide think of this?

Oh.

David Smith is a man (?) full of contradictions and mysteries.

Hmm.

Chip just discovered six missed calls on his mobile. He rung to find it was a London Cockney who had no idea who chip was or why he'd been called. Bloody idiot.

Who doesn't know who Chip is?

Quote: L.E. @ July 24 2013, 3:29 PM BST

Who doesn't know who Chip is?

Prezactly.

I guessed it was a log store Bill, have been looking at some, smaller ones closer to back door so don't have to tramp too far in rain.

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