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Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2013, 12:37 PM BST

Anyone want to do me a favour?

PPH is my second writing site and if I get 5 people to approve me I get a button on my page.

Which might help me get work.

So if any one of you want to click yes on a quick email please let me know.
Thanks

Well done, I heard the first 2 peaks were quite impressive.

I got the approved badge thanks shandy and loopy

Billwill has built a strange structure in his back garden.

Who can guess what it is for?

Image

For catching a badger.

Compost?

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2013, 3:10 PM BST

For catching a badger.

Wish it was for this though - but they are massive and vicious!

Drying out the skin of your latest victims?

Quote: L.E. @ July 23 2013, 3:19 PM BST

but they are massive and vicious!

Insert standard innuendo joke

Quote: L.E. @ July 23 2013, 3:19 PM BST

but they are massive and vicious!

Insert standard innuendo joke

Quote: billwill @ July 23 2013, 3:08 PM BST

Billwill has built a strange structure in his back garden.

Who can guess what it is for?

Image

I think it's the Gretel Mk II Child-Fattening cage, if I'm not mistaken...

Is that a photo of it finished, or is that part way through building?

For growing peys. Yes I said peys instead of peas. (That's how us Yorkshire puddings speak)

Quote: billwill @ July 23 2013, 3:08 PM BST

Billwill has built a strange structure in his back garden.

Who can guess what it is for?

Image

Looks like something out of a horror movie. Billwill lures teenage hikers in his backgarden and does horrible things to them. In the end he sticks their heads in this strange kind of rack.

Or is it an IKEA shoeorganizer called "Svenssön?

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2013, 3:54 PM BST

Is that a photo of it finished, or is that part way through building?

Sort of finished, but not occupied.

Cool

Maybe I'm after Keewik's fox.

:D

Is it a climbing frame for a squirrel?

Orrr, a snail trap?

Quote: zooo @ July 23 2013, 7:40 PM BST

Is it a climbing frame for a squirrel?

Orrr, a snail trap?

That would be a BIG squirrel, Cool
As a side effect it will no doubt get snails in it.

Are you going to grow a plant up it?

Ben is considering a new avatar.

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