| Griff Rhys Jones |
Wilt |
| Mel Smith |
Flint |
| Alison Steadman |
Eva |
| Diana Quick |
Sally |
| Jeremy Clyde |
Hugh |
| Roger Allam |
Dave |
| David Ryall |
Rev. Froude |
| Roger Lloyd Pack |
Dr. Pittman |
| Dermot Crowley |
Braintree |
| John Normington |
Treadaway |
| Tony Mathews |
Gladden |
| Charles Lawson |
Cranham |
| Gabrielle Blunt |
Mrs Bulstrode |
| Edward Clayton |
Mossop |
| Jeffrey Chiswick (as Geoffrey Chiswick) |
Macari |
| Julia McCarthy |
Mrs McClaren |
| Geoffrey McGivern |
Mr Yeo |
| Ling Tai |
Manageress |
| Christopher Saul |
Vice Principal |
| Barbara Hicks |
Ms Clinch |
| Adam Bareham |
Board |
| Ian Barritt |
Science Teacher |
| Togo Igawa |
Japanese Visitor |
| Fergus McLarnon |
Jessell |
| Mark Monero |
Figgis |
| Sam Smart |
Gilmore |
| Chris Priest (as Christopher Priest) |
Student |
| Josephine Tewson |
Miss Leuchars |
| Ken Drury |
Farmiloe |
| David Quilter |
Boffin |
| Debra Hearst |
WPC Longman |
| Beccy Wright |
WPC Duncan |
| Dan Hildebrand |
Constable |
| Don Williams |
Adam |
| Billy Geraghty (as Billy Gerachty) |
Dee-Jay |
| Imogen Claire |
Party Guest |
| Peter Gluckstein |
Party Guest |
| Gina McKee |
Party Guest |
| Neville Phillips |
Party Guest |
| Ann Queensberry (as Ann Queensbury) |
Party Guest |
| Jim Dunk |
Urwin |
| Sidney Livingstone |
Barney |
| Stewart Harwood |
Driver |
| John Melainey |
Reporter |
