| Orlando Bloom |
Jimmy Connelly |
| Michael Peña |
Jose Mendez |
| Billie Piper |
Angel |
| Mark Heap |
Sebastian Gore-Brown |
| Michael Lerner |
Artie Cohen |
| Ronni Ancona |
Pat Connelly |
| Tamer Hassan |
Pete Wright |
| Omid Djalili |
Herbie Bush |
| John Joyce |
Jon Wright |
| Cathy Dunning |
Jeanne Wright |
| Ivanhoe Noronha |
Pete's Trainer |
| Arthur Nightingale |
Leonard |
| Gary Lammin |
Pat's Punter |
| Bill Thomas |
Mr. Bennet |
| Tamzin Griffin |
Saucy Housewife |
| Rabbie Kadhim |
Milk Thief |
| Anna Wing |
Vera |
| David Kelly |
Paddy O'Flannagan |
| Rafe Spall |
Stan Parlour |
| Josephine Teale |
Dolly Bird |
| Maddy Ford |
Dolly Bird |
| Jamie Lewis |
Dolly Bird |
| Rupert Procter |
Pressmen |
| John Ashton |
Pressmen |
| Matthew Watkin |
Pressmen |
| Chris Obi |
Pressmen |
| Jonathan Ryland |
Pressmen |
| Nick Conroy |
Blade |
| Gia Johnson |
Latino Beauty |
| Bill Maloney |
Barry the Barman |
| Drew Rhys-Williams |
Angry Bloke |
| Lauretta Gavin |
Young Lady |
| Sharon Gavin |
Young Lady |
| Lyndsey Marshal |
Mags Livingston |
| Stephen Critchlow |
Mr. Holiday |
| Stevie Nye |
Young Rascal |
| Hakeem Araba |
Young Rascal |
| James Hall |
Young Rascal |
| Eric Mason |
Greengrocer |
| Renu Setna |
Ravi |
| Ram John Holder |
Jamaican Barber |
| Hama Marange |
Jamaican Barber's Grandson |
| Donovan Simmonds |
Football Kid |
| Alex Alexandrou |
Football Kid |
| Kane Mason |
Football Kid |
| Carlos Etienne |
Football Kid |
| Nashon Esbrand |
Football Kid |
| Jason Mullings |
Football Kid |
| Ben Martin Byrne |
Football Kid |
| Mark Pattison |
Altar Boy |
| Marcus Aserie |
Altar Boy |
| Luke Boyden |
Altar Boy |
| Andy Hill |
Altar Boy |
| Nick Moss |
Skinhead |
| Lacey Bond |
Stan's Mum |
| Luther Dyer |
Disillusioned Young Fan |
| Peter Serafinowicz (as Peter Serafinowichz) |
Dave King |
| Frank Harper |
Clive Connelly |
| Nathan Nolan |
American Director |
| Bill Rodgers |
Cameraman Dave |
| Julian Zapata |
Jose's Entourage |
| Alejandro Ramirez |
Jose's Entourage |
| Milton Hernandez |
Jose's Entourage |
| Alberto Ramon |
Jose's Entourage |
| Hector Trujillo |
Jose's Entourage |
| John Correa |
Jose's Entourage |
| Janier Morales Drado |
Jose's Entourage |
| Wilson Cretaro da Luz Jr. |
Jose's Entourage |
| Frank Bruno |
Self |
| Chris Eubank |
Self |
