The Calcium Kid
- 2004 film
Mockumentary following a lucky milkman whose boxing skills get him into the world championships in his home town. Stars Orlando Bloom. Also features Michael Peña, Billie Piper, Mark Heap, Michael Lerner, Ronni Ancona and more.
Cast & crew credits
| Orlando Bloom | Jimmy Connelly |
| Michael Peña | Jose Mendez |
| Billie Piper | Angel |
| Mark Heap | Sebastian Gore-Brown |
| Michael Lerner | Artie Cohen |
| Ronni Ancona | Pat Connelly |
| Tamer Hassan | Pete Wright |
| Omid Djalili | Herbie Bush |
| John Joyce | Jon Wright |
| Cathy Dunning | Jeanne Wright |
| Ivanhoe Noronha | Pete's Trainer |
| Arthur Nightingale | Leonard |
| Gary Lammin | Pat's Punter |
| Bill Thomas | Mr. Bennet |
| Tamzin Griffin | Saucy Housewife |
| Rabbie Kadhim | Milk Thief |
| Anna Wing | Vera |
| David Kelly | Paddy O'Flannagan |
| Rafe Spall | Stan Parlour |
| Josephine Teale | Dolly Bird |
| Maddy Ford | Dolly Bird |
| Jamie Lewis | Dolly Bird |
| Rupert Procter | Pressmen |
| John Ashton | Pressmen |
| Matthew Watkin | Pressmen |
| Chris Obi | Pressmen |
| Jonathan Ryland | Pressmen |
| Nick Conroy | Blade |
| Gia Johnson | Latino Beauty |
| Bill Maloney | Barry the Barman |
| Drew Rhys-Williams | Angry Bloke |
| Lauretta Gavin | Young Lady |
| Sharon Gavin | Young Lady |
| Lyndsey Marshal | Mags Livingston |
| Stephen Critchlow | Mr. Holiday |
| Stevie Nye | Young Rascal |
| Hakeem Araba | Young Rascal |
| James Hall | Young Rascal |
| Eric Mason | Greengrocer |
| Renu Setna | Ravi |
| Ram John Holder | Jamaican Barber |
| Hama Marange | Jamaican Barber's Grandson |
| Donovan Simmonds | Football Kid |
| Alex Alexandrou | Football Kid |
| Kane Mason | Football Kid |
| Carlos Etienne | Football Kid |
| Nashon Esbrand | Football Kid |
| Jason Mullings | Football Kid |
| Ben Martin Byrne | Football Kid |
| Mark Pattison | Altar Boy |
| Marcus Aserie | Altar Boy |
| Luke Boyden | Altar Boy |
| Andy Hill | Altar Boy |
| Nick Moss | Skinhead |
| Lacey Bond | Stan's Mum |
| Luther Dyer | Disillusioned Young Fan |
| Peter Serafinowicz (as Peter Serafinowichz) | Dave King |
| Frank Harper | Clive Connelly |
| Nathan Nolan | American Director |
| Bill Rodgers | Cameraman Dave |
| Julian Zapata | Jose's Entourage |
| Alejandro Ramirez | Jose's Entourage |
| Milton Hernandez | Jose's Entourage |
| Alberto Ramon | Jose's Entourage |
| Hector Trujillo | Jose's Entourage |
| John Correa | Jose's Entourage |
| Janier Morales Drado | Jose's Entourage |
| Wilson Cretaro da Luz Jr. | Jose's Entourage |
| Frank Bruno | Self |
| Chris Eubank | Self |
| Derek Boyle | Writer |
| Alex De Rakoff | Writer |
| Raymond Friel | Writer |
| Alex De Rakoff | Director |
| Tim Bevan | Producer |
| Eric Fellner | Producer |
| Natascha Wharton | Executive Producer |
| Richard Johns | Co-producer |
| Jacquie Glanville | Line Producer |
| Mags Arnold (as Marguerite Arnold) | Editor |
| Jon Harris | Editor |
| Joel Collins | Production Designer |
| Jina Jay | Casting Director |
| David M. Dunlap | Director of Photography |
| Sammy Sheldon | Costume Designer |
| Tanya Lodge | Make-up Designer |
| Nick Heckstall-Smith | 1st Assistant Director |