| Michael Winder |
Art |
| Max Bennett |
Sal |
| Noel Fielding |
Dickie |
| Sally Phillips |
Colette |
| Lily Loveless |
Emily |
| Sadie Frost |
Mrs Hortense |
| Gerard McDermott |
The Impresario |
| David Hoyle |
The Magician |
| Portia Freeman |
Pop-Pop |
| Terry Noble |
Banker |
| Alexander Hughes |
The Banker |
| Phelim Kelly |
Clubber |
| Anthony Chisholm |
Drowned Man |
| Ben Charles Edwards |
Estuary Officer |
| Marcella Puppini (as The Puppini Sisters) |
Dickie's Girls |
| Kate Mullins (as The Puppini Sisters) |
Dickie's Girls |
| Stephanie O'Brian (as The Puppini Sisters) |
Dickie's Girls |
| Collette Cooper |
Magdalen |
| Al Joshua |
Station Busker |
| Donna Preston |
Pop-Pop's Fan |
| Margot Richardson |
Newsreader |
| Margot Richardson |
Party Woman |
| Craig James Morgan |
Pleasemore |
| Iain Stuart Dootson |
Moleman |
| Kaylee Cooper |
Fatty |
| Sorcha Finch-Murray |
Nurse |
| Morgana Robinson |
London Town Tannoy (Voice) |
| Margot Charles Edwards |
Self |
