| David Lodge |
Dad With Pom-Pom Hat |
| Joan Sims |
Mum |
| Ronnie Stevens |
Hiker Boy |
| Barbara Windsor |
Hiker Girl |
| Rodney Bewes |
Lover Boy |
| Catherine Feller (as Catharine Feller) |
Lover Girl |
| Wilfrid Brambell |
Grandad |
| Ron Moody |
German |
| Lynne Carol |
Grandma |
| Barrie Gosney |
Mini Dad |
| Anne Kellett |
Mini Mum |
| Bettine le Beau |
Museum Attendant |
| Sandor Eles |
Shop Attendant |
| Fred Emney |
Gourmet |
| Thomas Gallagher |
Gardener |
| Paul Grist |
Ship's Officer |
| Andreas Malandrinos (as Andreas Mallandrinos) |
Garage Mechanic |
| Warren Mitchell |
Maître d'Hotel |
| Brian Murphy |
Man Outside Garage |
| Hugh Paddick |
French Commercial Traveller |
| Joan Sterndale Bennett |
Madame Of Hotel |
| Graham Stark |
Gendarme |
| Aubrey Woods |
Immigration Officer |
| Henry Woolf |
French Van Driver |
| Tex Fuller |
Onion Man |
