| Leigh Francis |
Keith Lemon |
| Leigh Francis |
Evil Steve |
| Verne Troyer |
Archimedes |
| Kevin Bishop |
Douglas Orange |
| Laura Aikman |
Rosie Parker |
| Conleth Hill |
Delivery Man |
| Nina Wadia |
Pat |
| Harish Patel |
Kushvinder |
| Charlotte Jackson |
TV News Reporter |
| David Pearse |
Waterbot Salesman |
| Jimmy Reddington |
Man on Bridge |
| Kim Barry |
Woman on Bridge |
| John Render |
Hoodless Harry |
| Paddy McGuinness |
Gary |
| Johnny Palmiero |
Barman |
| Abigail Hamilton |
Auntie Fanny |
| Theo Barklem-Biggs |
Buster (Hoodie) |
| Martin Rogan |
Dennis |
| Michael Condron |
Hoff Show Director |
| Richard Clements |
Thick Northern Fan |
| Barrington Cullen |
Bank Manager |
| Andrew MacBean |
Dr. Fallus |
| Ian Beattie |
Awards Host |
| Harold Moss |
Keith's Butler |
| Paul Courtenay Hyu |
Chinese Party Host |
| Kelly Brook |
Self |
| David Hasselhoff |
Self |
| Emma Bunton |
Self |
| Melanie Chisholm |
Self |
| Gary Barlow |
Self |
| John Grimes (as Jedward) |
Self |
| Edward Grimes (as Jedward) |
Self |
| Vernon Kay |
Self |
| Harley Alexander-Sule (as Rizzle Kicks) |
Self |
| Jordan Stephens (as Rizzle Kicks) |
Self |
| Chris Moyles |
Self |
| Jason Donovan |
Self |
| Peter Andre |
Self |
| Gino D'Acampo |
Self |
| Denise Van Outen |
Self |
| Tinchy Stryder |
Self |
| Ronan Keating |
Self |
| Billy Ocean |
Self |
| Craig Phillips |
Self |
| Holly Willoughby |
Self |
| Fearne Cotton |
Self |
| Phillip Schofield |
Self |
