....Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe And Find True Happiness?
- 1969 film
On reaching 40, an actor recounts his life story and womanising past to his mother and two children. Stars Anthony Newley, Joan Collins, Connie Kreski, Patricia Hayes, George Jessel and more.
Cast & crew credits
| Anthony Newley | Heironymus Merkin |
| Joan Collins | Polyester Poontang |
| Connie Kreski | Mercy Humppe |
| Patricia Hayes | Grandma |
| George Jessel | The Presence |
| Milton Berle | Good Time Eddie Filth |
| Sasha Newley | Thaxted |
| Tara Newley | Thumbelina |
| Bruce Forsyth | Uncle Limelight |
| Bernard Stone | Icicle Ike |
| Margaret Nolan | Little Assistance |
| Yolanda | Trampolena Whambang |
| Sally Douglas | Automation Bunny |
| Roy Desmond | The Mask |
| Desmond Walter Ellis (as Desmond Walter-Ellis) | Philip Bluster |
| Judy Cornwell | Filigree Fondle |
| Julian Orchard | The Red Cardinal |
| Ronald Radd | Critic |
| Rosalind Knight | Critic |
| Victor Spinetti | Critic |
| Louis Negin | Producer |
| Tom Stern | Producer |
| Stubby Kaye | Writer |
| Ronald Rubin | Writer |
| Herman Raucher | Writer |
| Anthony Newley | Writer |
| Anthony Newley | Director |
| Anthony Newley | Producer |
| George Fowler | Associate Producer |
| Bernard Gribble | Editor |
| William Constable | Production Designer |
| Otto Heller | Director of Photography |
| Loudon St. Hill | Costume Designer |
| Anthony Newley | Composer |
| Herbert Kretzmer | Lyrics |
| Ray Frift | 1st Assistant Director |