| Rowan Atkinson |
Bernard Tripp |
| Peter Bull |
Old Man in Waiting Room |
| Jo Kendall |
Nurse |
| Nigel Hawthorne |
Doctor |
| Nell Campbell |
Female Teller |
| Joshua White |
Bank Customer |
| Hugh Thomas |
Teller |
| Alex Norton |
Foreigner |
| Christopher Biggins |
Bigot |
| Rupert Everett |
Bank Customer |
| Adrian Edmondson (as Ade Edmonton) |
Fool |
| Robin Bailey |
Intelligent Man |
| Perry Benson |
Poster Shop Assistant |
| Onoene Williams |
Bookshop Assistant |
| Jo Lloyd |
2nd Bookshop Assistant |
| Philip Sayer |
Headbanger |
| Simon Cutter |
Assistant |
| Tim McInnerny |
Customer |
| Jim Broadbent |
Priest |
| Greta Scacchi (as Greta Scaachi) |
Pretty Girl |
| Nigel Planer |
Boring Friend |
| Gorden Kaye (as Gordon Kaye) |
Moonie |
| Leslie Ash |
Girl in Café |
| Joyce Grant |
Lady in Café |
| Richard Curtis |
Customer in Café |
| David Lycett-Green |
Young Boy |
| Jane Bertish (as Jane Bertishe) |
Mother |
