| John Cleese |
Brian Stimpson |
| Penelope Wilton |
Pat |
| Alison Steadman |
Gwenda Stimpson |
| Stephen Moore |
Mr Jolly |
| Joan Hickson |
Mrs Trellis |
| Benjamin Whitrow |
Secretary of the Conference |
| Geoffrey Palmer |
Headmaster |
| Michael Aldridge |
Prior |
| Sharon Maiden |
Laura Wisely |
| Penny Leatherbarrow |
Woman Teacher |
| Howard Lloyd-Lewis |
Ted |
| Jonathan Bowater |
Clint |
| Mark Bunting |
Studious Boy |
| Robert Wilkinson |
Streaker |
| John Bardon |
Ticket Collector |
| Mark Burdis |
Glen Scully |
| Nadia Sawalha (as Nadia Carina) |
Mandy Kostakis |
| Dickie Arnold |
Man at Station |
| Angus Mackay |
First Class Passenger |
| Peter Needham |
Porter |
| Peter Lorenzelli |
Taxi Driver |
| Chip Sweeney |
Paul Stimpson |
| Constance Chapman |
Mrs Wheel |
| Ann Way |
Mrs Way |
| Ann-Marie Gwatkin |
Petrol Station Cashier |
| Mohammed Ashiq |
Manager |
| Pat Keen |
Mrs Wisely |
| Geoffrey Hutchings |
Mr Wisely |
| Geoffrey Greenhill |
Policeman with Mrs Wheel |
| Richard Ridings |
Policeman at Crash |
| Geoffrey Davion |
Policeman at Crash |
| Charles Bartholomew |
Man in Telephone Box |
| Sheila Keith |
Pat's Mother |
| Christian Regan |
Pat's Son |
| Alan Parnaby |
Policeman at Telephone Box |
| Tony Haygarth |
Ivan with the Tractor |
| Ronald Sowton |
Monk |
| Alan Granton |
Monk |
| Susan Field |
Woman in Lane |
| Leslie Schofield (as Leslie Scofield) |
Policeman Arresting Pat |
| Mike Glynn |
Policeman with Black Eye |
| Nicholas Le Prevost |
Headmaster |
| Peter Cellier |
Headmaster |
| David Conville |
Headmaster |
| Patrick Godfrey |
Headmaster |
| Rupert Massey |
Headmaster |
| John Rowe |
Headmaster |
| Philip Voss |
Headmaster |
| Jeffry Wickham |
Headmaster |
| Nick Stringer |
Det. Sgt. Rice |
| Graeme Green |
Detective Constable |
| Sidney Livingstone |
Porsche Driver |
| Michael Percival |
Man in Wood |
| Peter Jonfield |
Det. Insp. Laundryman |
| Brian Portsmouth |
Detective Constable |
Streaming rank this week: 15,087