| Sid James (as Sidney James) |
Bert Handy |
| Kenneth Connor |
Sam Twist |
| Charles Hawtrey |
Gabriel Dimple |
| Joan Sims |
Lily Duveen |
| Kenneth Williams |
Francis Courtenay |
| Bill Owen |
Mike Weston |
| Liz Fraser |
Delia King |
| Terence Longdon |
Montgomery Infield-Hopping |
| Hattie Jacques |
Frost-Faced Sister |
| Esma Cannon |
Miss Cooling |
| Sydney Tafler |
Strip Club Manager |
| Julia Arnall |
Trudi Trelawney |
| Terence Alexander |
Trevor Trelawney |
| Stanley Unwin |
Stanley Unwin |
| Joan Hickson |
Matron |
| Betty Marsden |
Mata Hari |
| Fenella Fielding |
Penny Panting |
| David Lodge |
Wine Connoisseur |
| Jerry Desmonde (as Jerry Desmond) |
Martin Paul |
| Ambrosine Phillpotts |
Mad Woman |
| Nicholas Parsons |
Wine Wolf |
| Cyril Chamberlain |
Railway Policeman |
| Cyril Raymond |
Army Officer |
| Eric Pohlmann |
Sinister Man |
| June Jago |
1st Sister |
| Michael Ward |
Photographer |
| Douglas Ives |
Fanatic Patient |
| Judith Furse |
School Mistress |
| Howard Marion Crawford |
Wine Tasting Organiser |
| Eric Boon |
Second |
| Tom Clegg |
Massive Micky McGee |
| Fraser Kerr |
Houseman |
| David Williams |
2nd Railway Policeman |
| Jack Taylor |
M.C. |
| Molly Weir |
Bird Woman |
| Jack Taylor |
Railyway Policeman |
| Freddie Mills |
Lefty Vincent |
| Joe Robinson |
'Dynamite Dan' Grimsby |
| Norman Rossington |
Referee |
| Anthony Sagar (as Tony Sagar) |
Bus Conductor |
| David Stoll |
Distracted Manager |
| Ian Curry |
Leonard Beamish |
| Kynaston Reeves |
Testy Old Millionaire |
| Bernard Hunter |
Wine Waiter |
| Jimmy Thompson |
Mr. Delling |
| Fred Griffiths |
Taxi Driver |
| Patrick Cargill |
Raffish Customer at Exhibition |
| Carole Shelley |
Helen Delling |
| Ed Devereaux |
Mr. Panting |
| Victor Maddern |
1st Card Player on Train |
