| Rez Kempton |
Amar |
| Sam Vincenti |
Akbar |
| Martin Delaney |
Tony |
| Karen David |
Meera |
| Laura Aikman |
Samantha |
| Goldy Notay |
Sonia |
| Tanveer Ghani |
Uncle Jay |
| Dev Sagoo |
Mr Singh |
| Amrita Acharia |
Richa |
| Manrina Rekhi |
Nita |
| Munir Khairdin |
Southall Sanj |
| Meera Syal |
Honey |
| Nina Wadia |
Seema |
| Mark Moraghan |
George Williams |
| Ace Bhatti |
Doctor Kumar |
| Shide Boss |
Nadeem |
| Andrew Major |
Toilet Attendent |
| Kumall Grewal (as Kumall Grewall) |
Mr Khan |
| Jean Heard |
Samantha's Mother |
| Kay Aujla |
Mrs Singh |
| Anita Waite |
Maria Doyle |
| Gouri Kar |
Nita's Mum |
| Hari Sajjan |
Ajmal |
| Andrew Major |
Toilet Attendant |
| Scarlett Belle |
Stripper |
| Cloudia Swann |
Nicola Williams |
| Oliver Messenger |
Kurt |
| Jean Heard |
Emily Williams |
| Amrit Maghera |
Tall Sexy Girl |
| Terry Sue Patt (as Terry Sue-Patt) |
Priest |
| Navinder Bhatti |
Meera's Fiancé |
| Krishan Tandon |
Meera's Father |
| Rohan Vij |
Young Amar |
| Maryam-Noor |
Young Sonia |
| Daniyal Azam |
Young Akbar |
| Yash Vij |
Young Nadeem |
| Preety Kaur |
Mrs Khan |
| Regan Leech |
Young Tony |
| Tony Bailey |
Police Officer Johnson |
| Susan Etok |
Woman 1 |
| Vishnu Shastri |
Mandir Priest |
| Pandit Shri Niwas Dwivedi |
Mandir Priest |
| Atul Sharma |
Nita's Dad |
| Kumud Pant |
CD Stall Man |
| Vincent O'Brien |
Jim Sykes |
| Benaisha Mehta |
Girl Outside Seedy Bar |
| Harjeet Singh |
Manager at Passage to India |
| Ranjeet Singh Johar |
Ranjeet |
| Mukta Khosla |
Aunty 1 |
| Sushma Kumar |
Aunty 2 |
| Yaashna Shourie |
Little Girl at Engagement Party |
| Dhiyaana Shourie |
Little Girl at Engagement Party |
| Stavros Louca |
Nightclub DJ |
| Steffi Green |
Carmen |
| Elizabeth Nicholson |
Chloe |
| Amar Adatia |
Heavy 1 |
| Sohail Khan |
Heavy 2 |
| Vauxhall Jermaine |
Police Officer Johnson |
| Gareth Blower |
Police Officer Johnson |
| Sabah Jawahri |
Estate Agent 1 |
| Zead Sulaiman |
Estate Agent 2 |
| Tony Hill |
Estate Agent 3 |
| Ben Bunyard |
Cherry Orchard Actor |
| Mariam Kadiri |
Alison |
| Aran |
Aran |
| Arun Sharma |
Waiter at AAT |
| Raoul De Bunsen |
Staff at AAT Bar |
| Gemma Merritt |
Hostess at AAT |
| Daisy Moseley |
Barmaid at School Disco |
| Fevzi Ozalcin |
Drunk Man at Bar |
| Rafiq Ahmed |
Imam |
| Evan Schultz |
Nikaah Bridal Party Guest |
| Murat Akyildiz |
Indian Stallion |
| Bharat Mistri |
Priest at Meera's Wedding |
| Raj Magon |
Dhol Player |
| Darts Sood |
Little Bobby Singh |
| Maya Savani |
Little Girl at Wedding |
