| Sacha Baron Cohen |
Ali G |
| Sacha Baron Cohen |
Borat |
| Michael Gambon |
Prime Minister |
| Charles Dance |
David Carlton |
| Kellie Bright |
Julie |
| Martin Freeman |
Ricky C |
| Rhona Mitra |
Kate Hedges |
| Barbara New |
Nan |
| Emilio Rivera |
Ricco |
| Gina Lapiana |
Hoochie 1 |
| Dana Pauley |
Hoochie 2 |
| Dominic Delesilva |
Young Boy |
| Jackeline Castro |
Mum |
| Jesse Acosta |
Gangster |
| Mario Aguilar |
Gangster |
| Gary Baxley |
Gangster |
| Carlos Ayala |
Gangster |
| John Estrada |
Gangster |
| David Follosco |
Gangster |
| Gerald Gonzales |
Gangster |
| Manuel Jimenez |
Gangster |
| Robert Jimenez |
Gangster |
| George Lopez |
Gangster |
| Manny Perez |
Gangster |
| Magdaleno Robles |
Gangster |
| Danny Romo |
Gangster |
| Jacob Salas |
Gangster |
| Carlos Sanchez |
Gangster |
| Emiliano Torres |
Gangster |
| Robert Zepeda |
Gangster |
| Tony Way |
Dave |
| Nabil Elouahabi |
Jezzy F |
| Richard Syms |
Caretaker |
| Ray Panthaki |
Hassan B |
| Dean Batchelor (as Dean Bachelor) |
East Staines Massiv |
| Adam Deacon |
East Staines Massiv |
| Roberto Viana |
East Staines Massiv |
| Imran Akhtar |
Cub Scout |
| Jamie Boubazari |
Cub Scout |
| Charlie Hawkins |
Cub Scout |
| George Keane |
Cub Scout |
| Alex Peters |
Cub Scout |
| Billy Stewart |
Cub Scout |
| Jack Thompson |
Cub Scout |
| Stephen Bent |
John Nike Leisure Centre Manager |
| Anna Keaveney |
Secretary |
| Eileen Essell (as Eileen Essel) |
Mrs Hugh |
| Janet Mitchell |
Tracey |
| John Scott Martin |
Mr Johnson |
| Jonathan Aris |
Reporter |
| Stewart Wright |
Cameraman |
| Paul Clayton |
Alan Swan |
| Frank Dunne |
Blind Polisher |
| Diana Van Proosdy |
Headteacher |
| Michael Cowan |
Man in House |
| Carolyn Pickles |
Headmistress |
| Astley Skutcher |
Jonathan |
| David Henry |
Mayor |
| Maggie Ellis |
Mayor's Wife |
| Joe Geary |
Floor Manager |
| Geoffrey Kirkness |
Presenter |
| John Warnaby |
David Griffiths |
| Andy Bell |
Anchorman |
| Roger Brierley (as Roger Brierly) |
Town Hall Official |
| Ivor Mazer |
Thomas Alvarez |
| Elaine Mazer |
Mrs Alvarez |
| Craig Crosbie |
Leader of the Opposition |
| Jeffry Wickham (as Jeffrey Wickham) |
Speaker |
| Graham McTavish |
Police Officer (Customs) |
| Maggie McCarthy |
Karen |
| Lloyd McGuire |
John |
| Edward Highmore |
Cabinet MP |
| Martin Ball |
Customs Official |
| Steffan Rhodri |
Welsh Teacher |
| Stephen Boswell |
Page Boy |
| Jeanette Vane |
The Queen |
| Daphne Cheung |
President Wattana |
| Peter Law |
Mongolian Delegate |
| Rudolph Walker |
President Mwepu |
| John Adewole |
President Oompeba |
| Julian Sua |
Chinese Delegate |
| Colin Stinton |
US Delegate |
| Olegar Fedoro |
Russian Delegate |
| Stefan Kalipha (as Stephan Kalipha) |
Iranian Delegate |
| Bruce Jamieson |
Journalist |
| Mark Theodore |
Journalist |
| Marianne Levy |
Journalist |
| Martin Wimbush |
MP |
| Jasper Jacob (as Jasper Jacobs) |
MP |
| Matt Green (as Matthew Green) |
Englefield Green Massiv |
| James Allen |
Guard |
| Carl McCrystal |
Guard |
| Jamie Glassman |
Dr. J |
| Matt Wilkinson |
Police Officer 1 |
| Adrian Hylton |
Foreman |
| Andrew Dunn |
Police Officer 2 |
| Ione Brown |
Butler |
| Daniella Lavender |
Maid |
| Judi Shekoni |
Jacuzzi Girl |
| Naomi Campbell |
Self |
| John Humphrys (as John Humphries) |
Self |
| Jon Snow |
Self |
| Richard Madeley |
Self |
| Judy Finnigan |
Self |
