| Stanley Holloway |
Charley Porter |
| Joan Rice |
Vera Mitchell |
| Odile Versois |
Martine Berthier |
| Donald Sinden |
Jim Carver |
| James Hayter |
Fred Collins |
| Bill Owen |
Alfred 'Shorty' Sharpe |
| Harry Fowler |
Stan Harvey |
| Edward Chapman |
Mr Robinson |
| Theodore Bikel |
Henri Dubot |
| Lilly Kann |
Grandmère |
| Brenda De Banzie |
Mrs Collins |
| Meredith Edwards |
Bert Tripp |
| Vernon Gray |
Marvin |
| Peter Jones |
Percy Goodall |
| Patricia Raine |
May |
| Arthur Hill |
Al |
| Thora Hird |
Mrs Trott |
| Harold Lang |
Stan's Accomplice |
| Marianne Stone |
Doreen, Shorty's Girlfriend |
| Peggy Ann Clifford |
Mum |
| Hal Osmond |
Dad |
| Delene Barclay |
Daughter |
| Judith Furse |
Matron of 'League of the Body Beautiful' |
| Fred Griffiths |
Ship's Barman |
| Georgette Anys |
Jeanne Sautet, Florist |
| Marcel Poncin |
Baptiste Sautet, Florist's Husband |
| Germaine Delbat |
Madame Berthier |
| Robert Le Béal |
Monsieur Berthier |
| Keith Pyott |
Frenchman with Watches |
| Andreas Malandrinos (as Andrea Malandrinos) |
Café de la Mairie Barman |
| Paul Armstrong |
Gendarme with Shorty |
| George Coulouris |
Foreign Legion Captain |
| Richard Molinas |
Jacques |
| Cyril Chamberlain |
Ship's Officer |
| Deryck Guyler |
Argumentative Englishman |
| Jacques Cey |
Maurice |
| Jacqueline Robert |
Suzette |
| Violetta Farjeon |
Barmaid at Etoile |
| John Glyn-Jones |
Mr Mitchell |
| Claude Frederic |
Orderly |
| Lisa Lee |
Waitress |
| Barry Martin (as Barrie Martin) |
French Boy |
| David Higson |
Actor |
| Theresa Davies |
Actor |
