| Bruce Forsyth |
Clayton |
| Paul Whitsun-Jones |
Elsinore |
| Harry Secombe |
Stanley |
| Leslie Phillips |
Dickie |
| Julie Ege |
Ingrid |
| Harry H. Corbett (as Harry H. Corbett) |
Ambrose |
| Ian Carmichael |
Mr. Ferris |
| Alfie Bass |
Mr. Spooner |
| Spike Milligan |
Tramp |
| Ronald Fraser |
George |
| Stephen Lewis |
Jarvis |
| Felicity Devonshire |
Stripping Girl |
| Bernard Bresslaw |
Mr. Violet |
| Joan Sims |
Policewoman |
| Roy Hudd |
Fisherman |
| Julie Samuel |
Petrol Attendant |
| Cheryl Hall |
Vanessa |
| Suzanne Heath (as Susanne Heath) |
Cloe |
| Geoffrey Bayldon |
Vernon |
| June Whitfield |
Mildred |
| Carmel Cryan |
Vera |
| Patrick Newell |
Doctor |
| Rosemarie Reed |
Woman |
| Sarah Golding |
Secretary |
| Bob Guccione |
Photographer |
| Tina McDowell |
'Penthouse Pet' |
| Cheryl Kennedy |
Greta |
| Bill Pertwee |
Cockney Man |
| Mary Baxter |
Charlady |
| Anouska Hempel |
Blonde |
| Ken Earle |
Boy Friend |
| Nicole Yerna |
Thin Girl |
| Sue Bond |
Girl with Glasses |
| Yvonne Paul |
Receptionist |
| Audrey Nicholson |
Mrs. Ferris |
| Sheila Bernette |
Mrs. Spooner |
| Robert Gillespie |
AA Man |
| Keith Smith |
RAC Man |
| Ivor Dean |
Policeman |
| Melvyn Hayes (as Melvin Hayes) |
Porter |
| Ronnie Brody |
Costermonger |
| Ronnie Barker |
Guest |
| Peter Butterworth |
Guest |
| Marty Feldman |
Guest |
| Davy Kaye |
Guest |
| David Lodge |
Guest |
| Cardew Robinson |
Guest |
| Madeline Smith |
Guest |
| Arthur Howard |
Kenneth |
