Darren Walsh writes some Star Wars jokes
Published: Friday 18th December 2015
You may not have heard, but there's a new sci-fi movie in cinemas now. Prolific joke writer Darren Walsh has written some punny lines related to it...
I just deleted all the Star Wars contacts off my phone.
I never thought I could sync Solo.
Liam Neeson is offering a free Star Wars figure with every autograph purchased.
Qui-Gon, get one free.
Two Jedi Knights want to tutor me, but I can only Obi-Wan master at a time.
When The Emperor sells merchandise on eBay, he requests money via PayPalpertine.
Jabba The Hutt is such a messy eater, that his assistant has to tie a napkin round his neck.
It's a bib for tuna.
A pornographic video featuring a Star Wars character from the planet Naboo has been leaked online.
It's called 'Jar Jar Squatter'.
Christopher Lee has been using my puzzle book for evil.
I'm gonna sue Dooku.
I ate a newspaper article about a Wookiee who had recently deceased.
It's was a bit Chewy.
Warwick Davis was always destined to be a huge star.
Because he's a white dwarf.
NASA have confirmed the first astronaut to set foot in the Star Wars universe will be Buzz Alderaan.
Don't play chess with C3PO.
He said I moved my knights to B4, but they are to D2.
For the Rebel Alliance, the battle of Endor was easy.
It was Ewok in the park.
"The force is strong with this Swan"
- Lake Skywalker
Too many Snowtroopers spoil the Hoth.
Darren's book, 'Cheep Laughs', is packed with 100s of original jokes. It makes for a great gift. Shop
Darren can be found at darrenwalsh.co.uk and @DarrenWalshPuns
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