Walter Thomas Pendleton
- Location
- England
- Member since
- June 2013
- Member type
- Member
- Message board posts
- 10
i could tell the world, but, in truth, only 0.013589% of the population may ever read it, and if i limit the posts i have on here to very little, it can be less, so worldly aspirations of my personal expressions and interests would be futile. That said i love to masturbate over pictures of the queen mother on her deathbed, the sun and daily mail were a great resource for this, and i paid royal butlers a pretty fee to get exclusive access and pictures. i love the smell of lemons. i love arthritis and the plague. Ive got a shire pony called skittles and a pet llama called david de gea. i was born french in france but moved to spain, where i learnt english, whilst speaking german to italians. Im actually russian this week, but Ukrainian thereafter for about a week. Dont know why being on this site, gives me licence to think im being some f**king clever prick, showcasing shit, in some vain attempt to gain some comedic recognition. meh
Walter Thomas Pendleton's recent posts
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Lawn Paradise (meditational panic)
Posted on 8th July 2014 at 12:55am
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Lawn Paradise (meditational panic)
Posted on 7th July 2014 at 10:08am
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Promo video
Posted on 8th June 2013 at 4:59pm
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Strange Job Interview
Posted on 8th June 2013 at 4:23pm
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Hello I am middle class
Posted on 8th June 2013 at 10:27am
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Can you be surreal and have direction?
Posted on 5th June 2013 at 1:04pm
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Help get my characters into conflict?
Posted on 4th June 2013 at 10:28pm
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Hello I am middle class
Posted on 4th June 2013 at 7:17pm
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Hello I am middle class
Posted on 4th June 2013 at 11:01am
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Hello I am middle class
Posted on 4th June 2013 at 10:44am