URR Jokin

I have written a four part trilogy called The Lord of the Grins by U.R.R Jokin. I have two of them out now on Kindle, they are The Followship of the Ring and The Two Townies, The Retinue of the King PT 1 and The Retinue of the King PT2 in 3D are under production. I am in search of an insane film producer to turn these into a film called Carrion Ringing.....if you know any such person please take off his/her straight jacket and allow them to contact me.