The Utopian Squirrel

I want to write gags, jokes, routines for anyone who needs them. Good at satire and topical stuff. Good at 'yeah, I've done that myself' kind of thing. If you didn't get passed the word 'want' then let me explain... I recently left my profession as a cardiothoracic surgeon because my heart wasn't in it anymore. Comedy beckoned (a distant relative of David Beckham) and I listened; he said 'if you can laugh at a man dying on his arse (which I can - it was me who killed him and thanks to the Medical Council routinely got away with it) and have come to terms with the fact that psychics are in fact entertainment and not in touch with the dead (especially the ones I created) then you can be funny. Yes. I too have no idea what's going on here?