missunemployme

I am a 29 year old unemployed former teacher who is frightfully judgmental. I am both miserable and blunt. On the upside I have a relatively tolerable writing style which some say is humorous and others say is dark. For most it is simply infuriating.What is most important is that I am a middle class wanker. I was born a working class loser and have slowly, until unemployment, worked my way up the social scale. This leads me to write like a journalist of The Sun, with a dash of spirit from the Daily Mail and occasionally some fancy language which lends one to think that The Guardian features quite heavily on my day to day reading list.It does not. I actually read The Daily Mail and The Telegraph. Why? It is important to know what your enemy is thinking. And as conservative papers I feel they give a good indication of what lunacy Clegg and Cameron are up to.