Mike Allan
- Location
- Edinburgh, Scotland
- Member since
- June 2013
- Member type
- Member
- Message board posts
- 9
Keen on biting political and social satire. Feel the burn baby.
When I grow up, if I can't be famous, rich or a power corrupted megalomaniac, I'm going to take the piss out of those that are in order to satisfy my massive inferiority complex! Failing that, I want to be a long haul pilot so that I can put my feet up and sleep all day, and shag fit girls. Sigh, if only my cock wasn't so small.
Seriously, my writings and ideas are ascerbic and possibly toxic if you take them personally or seriously, they need edited, toned down, rounded off for mainstream consumption. I see myself as a pioneer or coloniser, I dont expect to be a farmer. If I wasn't constrained by convention I could probably drive someone to suicide by email or undermine a nation state using cyberpropaganda. Fortunately, like Gan, I have a limiter implanted in my head, otherwise known as a conscience. Well, I think I was born with one, they told me once at the facility .
Mike Allan's recent posts
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Post watershed new satire sketch show?
Posted on 11th June 2013 at 10:17am
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Post watershed new satire sketch show?
Posted on 11th June 2013 at 9:08am
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Post watershed new satire sketch show?
Posted on 11th June 2013 at 8:46am
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Post watershed new satire sketch show?
Posted on 11th June 2013 at 8:33am
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Post watershed new satire sketch show?
Posted on 11th June 2013 at 8:16am
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Post watershed new satire sketch show?
Posted on 11th June 2013 at 7:20am
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Post watershed new satire sketch show?
Posted on 10th June 2013 at 6:41pm
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Post watershed new satire sketch show?
Posted on 9th June 2013 at 10:15am
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Post watershed new satire sketch show?
Posted on 8th June 2013 at 4:33pm