Lisa lol

Ironically, there is nothing more I enjoy than having a functioning pair of ears and the opportunity to wax lyrical about myself and my opinions, making myself lol to my hearts content ...invite me to make my usual chatter official with a white box on the net and my mission control goes down and there isn't the ghost of a thought to be had. Nevertheless, I will endeavour to carry on typing and see what happens at the end - some of my thoughts might come out of hiding and make a public appearance.

Right...write...I have arrived at this site as part of my quest to find my calling in life, as I am getting older faster, but mentally regressing at the same time and need to find some direction, then get off my arise and move in it before I die...otherwise I suspect my tombstone will read along the lines of "Here lies Lisa who won't be that much missed, so lets all f**k to the wake and get pissed"

I am pretty much a disaster at this whole life thing (the box isn't big enough to explain what I mean, but think shameless person getting it o with Mr Bean and a love child of that coupling be produced - I would be that love child). I am growing increasingly convinced that I haven't been given all the equipment necessary to make me a part of the normal human race. Sooo, I thought I might focus on the two things that I love to do which is to take the piss out and writing. So threw a few words along these lines into google and here I am. My aim is thus...I am looking to move out of Limbo where I have lived for a while now and need to go before they erect a statue in my honour. Comedy could be a dead end and for me, I hope not because I do enjoy a lol and provide most of my own entertainment, but who knows. I do know, however, that I am running out of ideas, youth and patience with myself. Surprisingly, I have found that a CV that lists "funny f**ker" as a key strength, isn't as well received as one would hope, in the boring, functional 9-5 world where common sense is king