ItsYankNotWankThanks

I'm an award-winning playwright (okay, I once won a contest), recidivist poet and writer of unpublished bestsellers.

Beginning with Q.I., I've been steadily pulled deeper and deeper into the BBC world and British comedy, and I'm beginning to wonder if GB would be a better area to "break in" than going back to pounding the pavements in L.A.

I just love the way you guys play with the English language. I can see why they named it after you. But when I try that kind of humor over here in America, people usually just stare at me. I don't know, maybe it's my accent.

Anyway, this being the Internet Age, maybe it's possible to strike up collaborations, or even (gasp) a career. This site looks like the perfect place for an old noob like me.