David Batguano

Where do I begin? I am now 33 years old and working in Saudi Arabia. It is not where I imagined myself but I believe that everybody can say the same. I am a fireman by trade but would like to become a comedian or writer. My humour is more skewed to a panel show over stand up comedy as I need somebody to bounce off. My jobs have prevented me from forming the friend circles needed to really make comedy work, so I am hoping this site can fill that gap. I am blessed with a lazy attitude and lack motivation, but only with things I don't find interesting. When in a groove I can work for days straight without a break. I have been told that my writing reminds people of Mark Twain and Eric Idle. You can judge as I have a few short stories here. http://cityoffree.blogspot.com/ My rants and current events posted on Facebook as David Batguano and 'City of Free' on Google+
Traveling is my first passion and I have covered 21% of this globe according to Tripadvisor.