Crash
- Location
- Tunbridge wells (Royal but we don't like to boast), England
- Member since
- February 2008
- Member type
- Member
- Message board posts
- 11
Now what can I say about myself I am not one to blow my own trumpet, Not that I have got a trumpet to blow and if I did have one and blew it believe me the sound that came out would be less musical than a truckers bum after a vindaloo. My age? I would say mmm old, so old infact that when I was a boy history was current affairs, I was there the day Moses parted the waters, spoiled a good days fishing I can tell you, All that moaning and wailing, at least these days they can take the ferry. what else can I say about myself, well I have been married three times ( I do love wedding cake and a good party) and these days I keep fit by dodging the missiles my wife throws at me, And believe me her aim has improved over the years and I have just got that little bit slower and have the bruises to prove it. my children have all grown up and left home to live independently and have taken my wallet and credit card to remember me by, some things you pay monthly but I have got these pay as they go kids, but I cannot complain it takes all the worry out of what I am going to spend my money on.I like life and I like to laugh and am looking foreward to interacting with this site.
Crash's recent posts
-
Boring!
Posted on 29th February 2008 at 5:17pm
-
Geek
Posted on 29th February 2008 at 1:12pm
-
Any thoughts...?
Posted on 29th February 2008 at 12:54pm
-
Road Safety
Posted on 29th February 2008 at 4:14am
-
Relax
Posted on 29th February 2008 at 3:56am
-
TV Pitch sketch
Posted on 29th February 2008 at 3:49am
-
Balloon quickie
Posted on 29th February 2008 at 3:19am
-
Underground Interview
Posted on 28th February 2008 at 1:03am
-
Boring!
Posted on 27th February 2008 at 10:28pm
-
Iraq club
Posted on 27th February 2008 at 10:10pm
-
Dead Funny?
Posted on 27th February 2008 at 8:58pm