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Candice Hetler

Location
England
Member since
October 2007
Member type
Member
Message board posts
33

As a child people used to call me a 'wombling nob box' because i would try to staple mugs to cats. This meant i was not allowed to play the usual playground games like goose-riding and rugknocker. I wasted my formative years in lengthy discussions about the advent of nuclear fission with my thumbs. Even they betrayed me and fled.

Thumbless and friendless i voluntarily wet other peoples beds for thirty six years, but it soon dawned on me that my urinary antics had not bought me closer to the friendships i sought. And that is where you come in.....

...Please be my friend. I have a pet piece of UPVC window in my airing cupboard. we can feed it toenails together and laugh at the 'normals'.

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Candice Hetler's recent posts

  1. Baby Cow comp

    Posted on 21st November 2007 at 6:04am

  2. Baby Cow comp

    Posted on 20th November 2007 at 11:57pm

  3. Sound editor wanted

    Posted on 30th October 2007 at 11:25pm

  4. Help needed on this one - Driven to distraction

    Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:37am

  5. By Jove... Ken Dodd meets Russell Brand (+others)

    Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:31am

  6. FUN OF THE FAIR

    Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:23am

  7. Help needed on this one - Driven to distraction

    Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:20am

  8. cats lick

    Posted on 28th October 2007 at 4:17am

  9. Opening scene...

    Posted on 28th October 2007 at 1:14am

  10. Opening scene...

    Posted on 27th October 2007 at 10:26pm

  11. Fish and Chip Shop Sketch

    Posted on 27th October 2007 at 5:41pm

  12. Hell on wheels

    Posted on 27th October 2007 at 5:37pm

  13. Help needed on this one - Driven to distraction

    Posted on 27th October 2007 at 5:33pm

  14. Opening scene...

    Posted on 27th October 2007 at 3:27pm

  15. Desert Island Discs Spoof

    Posted on 26th October 2007 at 3:27pm

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