Auntie Bean

My name is Auntie Bean. I am a Mr. Bean's forgotten Auntie. My grandfather, Mr. Bean's great grandfather had an affair with a servant maid during world war II which of course was a total disgrace back in the day.

But enough about my ancestry. I have been place upon this earth to sort out the fat problem that is taking over the planet. The fat blobs that sit at a computer day all long from the age of 5, the fat teenagers that dont know the meaning of respect who get out of bed at 4 pm in the afternoon who have so many rolls of flab hanging off their guts they cant even walk down the stairs to put the rubbish out and the fat moronic mothers and fathers who think it's "okay" to put their kids on a long term suicide plan called "cheesburgers, french fries, pizzas" and just about any higly saturated fat food product they can stuff down their kids quadruple barrel chins throats while they (the so-called parents) slob around all day long themselves! So if you want to book me for a show to tell the world why we need to sort out the fat problem I would be honoured! Yours truly, Auntie Bean. X